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1 posted on 05/30/2006 4:36:10 PM PDT by robowombat
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This could be a very fun thread.


2 posted on 05/30/2006 4:36:56 PM PDT by dfwgator (Florida Gators - 2006 NCAA Men's Basketball Champions)
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Pacemakers explode?


3 posted on 05/30/2006 4:37:58 PM PDT by silent_jonny ("the good and honest souls here will prevail" -- MOgirl)
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Talk about going out with a bang!


4 posted on 05/30/2006 4:38:04 PM PDT by NCjim (The more I use Windows, the more I love UNIX)
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No-one was hurt in the incident

I'm glad to see that the deceased was unhurt.

6 posted on 05/30/2006 4:39:08 PM PDT by dfwgator (Florida Gators - 2006 NCAA Men's Basketball Champions)
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Oh lord, I hope the victim wasn't hurt too badly!


7 posted on 05/30/2006 4:39:28 PM PDT by Dumpster Baby ("Hope somebody finds me before the rats do .....")
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Explosion Inside Coffin Halts Cremation

Sounds like insurgents again. This is a quagmire.

8 posted on 05/30/2006 4:39:32 PM PDT by SIDENET (I like liberals...they taste like CHICKEN.)
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Batteries don't like fire.


9 posted on 05/30/2006 4:40:18 PM PDT by A.A. Cunningham
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The Brit morticians must not aspirate bodies to complete embalming.

If they did, a well-placed trocar would have found this pacemaker.

10 posted on 05/30/2006 4:40:51 PM PDT by sinkspur ( Don Cheech. Vito Corleone would like to meet you......Vito Corleone.....)
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What did Bush know about this, and when did he know it?
11 posted on 05/30/2006 4:41:28 PM PDT by WardMClark (Semi-Notorious Political Gadfly)
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it is the responsibility of the family and funeral director to ensure that nothing is within a coffin which may cause an explosion.

Probably some obscure federal law eh.


15 posted on 05/30/2006 4:42:54 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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The coffin took a lickin' while the pacemaker was still tickin'.


20 posted on 05/30/2006 4:48:28 PM PDT by WestVirginiaRebel (Common sense will do to liberalism what the atomic bomb did to Nagasaki-Rush Limbaugh)
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There was a funny song about this. An old lady, anarchist in her youth, an amateur bomber of the sort that would get life in Gitmo these days, finally dies and is cremated at Forest Lawn. They forgot that she had a pacemaker... and she went as she lived. It's called "Grandma went out with a bang."


22 posted on 05/30/2006 4:56:35 PM PDT by coydog (Cowardice does not make you safe. It makes you a safe target. - - Dale Amon)
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I want my pacemaker to be like a Timex:,
"Takes a Lickin' and keeps on Tickin"


23 posted on 05/30/2006 4:57:00 PM PDT by 1FASTGLOCK45 (FreeRepublic: More fun than watching Dem'Rats drown like Turkeys in the rain! ! !)
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WHAT HAPPEN?


24 posted on 05/30/2006 4:57:56 PM PDT by RichInOC (...I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I just couldn't resist.)
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Good thing it didn't explode at that crematory in Rome,
Georgia a few years back. It could'a set the woods on fire!


26 posted on 05/30/2006 4:59:54 PM PDT by ExSafecracker
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Are you sure it wasn't his I-pod?


27 posted on 05/30/2006 5:01:39 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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Oh-boy! Bake & Shake!


28 posted on 05/30/2006 5:03:11 PM PDT by neutrino (Globalization is the economic treason that dare not speak its name.(173))
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Fire stunes beebers


30 posted on 05/30/2006 5:05:03 PM PDT by VRWC For Truth (Not a part of virtual reality)
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31 posted on 05/30/2006 5:15:50 PM PDT by heights
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gotta come back to this one!


33 posted on 05/30/2006 5:39:13 PM PDT by NonLinear (He's dead, Jim)
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