Hey that's funny! It's even funnier when reading it.
Howare Stern - Schlocko jocko - This colorful, gangly creature is a mutant strain of the Long Island Parrot, of LIP species, bred accidentally on one of the Island's many toxic waste sites. The LIP has an uncanny ability to mimic the most vile comments that it hears and plays them back with an added layer of verbal sewage.....
Streisand - Bovine fundraisium - The Streisand Cow is an over-aged, overfed and often-milked cash cow that plods around her pen, sagging and swaying with every lumbering move she makes............
You've got to get this book!