Global warming boosts poison ivy (grasping at straws alert!)

Yahoo News via AP ^ | 5/30/2006 | AP

[edzo4]

so global warming is going to cause giant poison ivy
the lamestream media must think we are all as dumb as they are, first if more carbon dioxide makes larger poison ivy plants, won't it also make larger plants that are good for use, like bigger wheat, corn and oranges etc. or are we supposed to believe that only the poison ivy will get bigger. second won't larger plants consume more carbon dioxide reducing the level of CO2 in the atmosphere and reducing the alleged effects of global warming

not to mention I have not even gotten the regular size poison ivy since I was about 7 years old and I imagine it will be even easier to avoid if it is that much larger...