So, let's see...
The Pied Piper has moved from multiple instances of "Fake bur accurate" to "Felonies are OK if you are a Democrat."
I wonder if he will use that defense in the courtroom later this year..."Well sure, I [description of activity with Catholic schoolgirl redacted] but imagine what Duke Cunnigham would have done to her! He would have had her mainlining heroin and watching the Miracle on Ice on a continuous loop!"
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