[familyop]

"Russian Foreign Secretary Sergueii Lavrov called for the establishment of a world government, bringing together the United States and Russia."

[familyop, wringing hands, screeches, "Mwwuuuaaaaahahahahahahaha! We'll rule the world with an iron fist for proud Mother Rumerica! ...one proud national socialist Emperor, one proud United Rumerica Party and one proud world religion: Global Ortho-Catholic! Mwwuuuaaaaahahahahahahaha! . . . not!]

[Little humor there.]

[familyop]

If the USA joins Russia to rule the world, I'll start talking like Christopher Lambert (the star of the "Highlander" film). You may thereafter call me, "Igor," and TJ, I'll call you "Ivan."

Or maybe it won't happen to begin with.