"Yes! We MUST create laws immediately that forbid Americans from purchasing cheaper goods manufactured overseas and pay more for those made by greedy unions in this country."
But, don't you realize that if are forced to pay more for goods, then you'll be richer! In fact, the higher price you are forced to pay, then the richer you'll become!
Now pay attention, and I'll explain this too you. You see, if you pay more, then the people you pay more too will be richer and can afford to pay you more and then you'll be able to pay them more and then they'll be able to pay you more and then you'll be able to pay them more and they'll be able to pay you more and then you'll be able to pay them more and then they'll be able to pay you more and then you'll be able to pay them more and they'll be able to pay you more and then you'll be able to pay them more and then they'll be able to pay you more and then you'll be able to pay them more and they'll be able to pay you more. See how simple this is?
See how easy it is to become rich by spending more of your money on overpriced union goods?
Thanks for the simple explanation. Now the protectionist/union position all makes sense.