[OB1kNOb]

No no no you war monger. We must try to learn why the deer hate us. Then we must go to the UN to seek advice on the situation.

I did, and the UN told me all deer were muslim....a little gamey tasting mind you, but you can soak it out of them.

[greenthumbedislndr]

if all deer are muslim, that sausage made with pork and venison sounds like the proper thing to do with them.