Just one? If it is Billy Bob referenced in the article, the heart ailment must have really slowed him down.
Willie's doctor broke the news to him about his bum ticker and advised him to cut back on, you know--what normal married couples do.
And he said, "Hey, no problem!"
Then Willie broke the news to his girlfriend. He started sleeping upstairs and she, downstairs.
This went on for weeks until late one night he was creeping downstairs and met her half-way, coming up the stairs.
"What are you doing, Billy?" she asked.
"Waal, ah wuz comin' down to die, akchally." replied the former boy president.
"What a coincidence! I was coming up to kill you, eh?"