Dole Office Clerk: Occupation?
Comicus: Stand-up philosopher.
Dole Office Clerk: What?
Comicus: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human existence into a viable and meaningful comprehension. Dole Office Clerk: Oh, a bull**** artist!
Comicus: Hmmmmmm...
Dole Office Clerk: Did you bull**** last week?
Comicus: No.
Dole Office Clerk: Did you try to bull*** last week?
Comicus: Yes!
Sorry I'm on my wine break!!