I'd take the Vatican over the US any day, they don't seem to have the problems with baby-killing, gay pride parades, pornography, crime, drugs and illegals that we've got here.
I certainly don't want to discourage you from leaving here. But as I tend to ask the left who can say nothing good about this Country, "Why don't you go where you'd feel more at home?"
I'd be happy to debate the history of the Vatican, both the good and the bad, if you care to.
BTW, you really didn't answer the question concerning the equivalency of homosexuality with pedophilia.