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R.I. to Order Cat Owners to Spay, Neuter
Associated Press ^ | May 24, 2006 | M.L. JOHNSON

Posted on 05/25/2006 4:11:35 AM PDT by decimon

PROVIDENCE, R.I. - Rhode Island could become the first state to require cat owners to spay or neuter their pets under legislation passed Wednesday by the General Assembly.

The measure would require pets older than 6 months to be spayed or neutered unless owners pay $100 for a breeder's license or special permit. Violators would be fined $75 a month.

The Senate previously passed the bill, and with House approval, it now goes to Gov. Don Carcieri. The governor was reviewing the legislation, spokesman Jeff Neal said.

Democratic Rep. Charlene Lima, the legislation's main sponsor in the House, said she hopes Rhode Island will lead the nation in instituting a spaying requirement.

Supporters say the bill could save thousands of cats from being killed each year and ease crowding in animal shelters.

But some animal rights advocates worry the bill could prompt cat owners to abandon their pets rather than risk a fine or pay several hundred dollars for the birth control procedures.

The bill has a provision for low-income pet owners to receive subsidies for low-cost spay and neuter surgery. It also exempts farmers.

East Providence, Pawtucket and Warwick already have similar municipal ordinances.


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To: decimon

Cats licensed and tagged like dogs?

*******

Praline: (whistles a bit, then) Hello. I would like to buy a fish license, please.

Postal clerk: A what?

Praline: A license for my pet fish, Eric.

Clerk: How did you know my name was Eric?

Praline: No, no, no! My fish's name is Eric. Eric fish. He's an halibut.

Clerk: What?

Praline: He is an halibut.

Clerk: You've got a pet halibut?

Praline: Yes, I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat.

Clerk: You must be a loony.

Praline: I am not a loony. Why should I be tarred with the epithet 'loony' merely because I have a pet halibut? I've heard tell that Sir Gerald Nabarro has a pet prawn called Simon - you wouldn't call him a loony! Furthermore Dawn Pathorpe, the lady show jumper, had a clam called Stafford, after the late chancellor. Alan Bullock has two pikes, both called Chris, and Marcel Proust had an 'addock! So if you're calling the author of 'A la recherche de temps perdu' a loony, I shall have to ask you to step outside!

Clerk: All right, all right, all right. A license?

Praline: Yes!

Clerk: For a fish.

Praline: Yes!

Clerk: You *are* a loony.

Praline: Look, it's a bleeding pet, isn't it? I've got a license for me pet dog Eric, I've got a license for me pet cat Eric.

Clerk: You don't need a license for your cat.

Praline: I bleedin' well do and I've got one! Can't be caught out there!

Clerk: There is no such thing as a bloody Cat license.

Praline: Yes there is.

Clerk: No there isn't.

Praline: Is!

Clerk: Isn't!

Praline: Is!

Clerk: Isn't!

Praline: Is!

Clerk: Isn't!

Praline: Is!

Clerk: Isn't!

Praline: Is!

Clerk: Isn't!

Praline: Is!

Clerk: Isn't!

Praline: What's that then?

Clerk: This is a dog license with the word 'dog' crossed out and 'cat' written in, in crayon.

Praline: Man didn't have the right form.

Clerk: What man?

Praline: The man from the cat detector van.

Clerk: The loony detector van, you mean.

Praline: Look, it's people like you what cause unrest.

Clerk: What cat detector van?

Praline: The cat detector van from the Ministry of Housinge.

Clerk: Housinge?

Praline: It was spelt like that on the van. I'm very observant. I never seen so many bleedin' aerials. The man said their equipment could pinpoint a purr at four hundred yards, and Eric being such a happy cat was a piece of cake.

Clerk: How much did you pay for this?

Praline: Sixty quid and eight for the fruit-bat.

Clerk: What fruit-bat?

Praline: Eric the fruit-bat.

Clerk: Are all your pets called Eric?

Praline: There's nothing so odd about that. Kemel Attaturk had an entire menagerie called Abdul.

Clerk: No he didn't.

Praline: Did!

Clerk: Didn't!

Praline: Did, did, did, did, did and did!

Clerk: Oh all right.

Praline: Spoken like a gentleman, sir. Now, are you going to give me a fish license?

Clerk: I promise you that there is no such thing. You don't need one.

NB: The TV Version continues.....the album version continues below

Praline: Then I would like a statement to that effect signed by the Lord Mayor.

(Fanfare of trumpets. Mayor gorgeously dressed with dignitaries enters flanked by trumpeters.)

Clerk: You're in luck.

(In long shot now. The Mayor, who is nine foot high, and dignitaries approach a startled Praline. Organ music below a reverent voice over)


TV Version finishes - continuation of Album Version


Praline: In that case give me a bee license.

Clerk: A license for your pet bee.

Praline: Correct.

Clerk: Called Eric? Eric the bee?

Praline: No.

Clerk: No?

Praline: No, Eric the half bee. He had an accident.

Clerk: You're off your chump.

Praline: Look, if you intend by that utilization of an obscure colloquialism to imply that my sanity is not up to scratch, or even to deny the semi-existence of my little chum Eric the half bee, I shall have to ask you to listen to this. Take it away, Eric the orchestra-leader.

Singer: A one, two, a one two three four!

Praline (sings):

Half a bee, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto, half not be.
But half the bee has got to be
Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see?

But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?

Chorus: La dee dee, one two three,
Eric the half a bee.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the half a bee.

Praline: Is this wretched demi-bee,
Half-asleep upon my knee,
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric the half a bee!

Chorus: Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee,
Eric the half a bee.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the half a bee.

Praline: I love this hive, implore ye-ee,
Bisected accidentally,
One summer afternoon by me,
I love him carnally.

Chorus: He loves him carnally,
Semi-carnally.


Praline: The end.

Clerk: Cyril Connolly?

Praline: No, semi-carnally!

Clerk: Oh.

Chorus: Cyril Connolly. (Whistle end of tune.)


41 posted on 05/25/2006 5:31:39 AM PDT by MarkL (When Kaylee says "No power in the `verse can stop me," it's cute. When River says it, it's scary!)
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To: decimon

No surprise. RI is as left as possible while still being in the "United States".
They have nothing better to do than pass idiotic laws.


42 posted on 05/25/2006 5:35:59 AM PDT by BooksForTheRight.com (what have you done today to fight terrorism/leftism (same thing!))
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To: Chickensoup

Your vet was right. It's nice that your kittens all found homes, but most don't. And the homes yours found could have gone to cats that were instead euthanized at animal shleters for lack of homes. Go talk to someone at a shelter who has to personally euthanize many healthy loving cats and dogs every day -- then you'll feel differently about letting pet cats reproduce. I don't have one iota of sympathy for breeders of "pedigreed" cats. They're a big part of the problem and shouldn't get any special treatment when it comes to animal population control measures.


43 posted on 05/25/2006 5:42:32 AM PDT by GovernmentShrinker
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To: Chickensoup

I honestly cannot understand how anyone can live with an intact female cat. I'm not dissing cats, but they are just obnoxious when they are in heat!
susie


44 posted on 05/25/2006 6:00:42 AM PDT by brytlea (amnesty--an act of clemency by an authority by which pardon is granted esp. to a group of individual)
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To: Pan_Yans Wife

You will eventually probably take the cat to a vet.
susie


45 posted on 05/25/2006 6:03:51 AM PDT by brytlea (amnesty--an act of clemency by an authority by which pardon is granted esp. to a group of individual)
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To: GovernmentShrinker

People should never feel satisfied about giving "Free Kittens" away to strangers. Sometimes those strangers are cruel sadists, sometimes they sell kittens to animal testing laboratories. And sometimes, kittens that cost nothing are too easily discarded, drowned or dumped by the side of the road if they don't turn out to be good pets.

Only idiots would try to enforce animal control laws at the state level. This is a community, city, or county level problem, and some places do vote on and enforce leash laws for pets. I can't imagine a cat leash law, but then, I can't imagine anyone allowing their pet cat outside.

I live in Cobb County, GA, and here County Animal Control has a list of vets who will spay or neuter feral cats for $25.00. Some wild cats can never be tamed to become housepets, but at least they aren't "out there" maiming each other in cat fights, and they aren't adding more cats to the problem.

You don't have to be a PETA puke to care deeply about animals.


46 posted on 05/25/2006 6:17:58 AM PDT by YaYa123
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To: mewzilla
I think we should spay and neuter pols.

It wouldn't help in Rhode Island. Unwanted strays from Massachusetts would just swerve and stumble into the state.

48 posted on 05/25/2006 6:31:33 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Never ask a Kennedy if he'll have another drink. It's nobody's business how much he's had already.)
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To: decimon

I watch Animal Cops on AP. I don't know whethr to be angry or cry half the time. My cat, Cooper, pictured above likes to watch Animal Planet, too. He's a little Platinum Burmese Mama's Boy.


49 posted on 05/25/2006 6:49:16 AM PDT by Trust but Verify (( ))
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To: decimon

Makes sense for R.I. to reduce the population of cats thereby reducing the number of feral cats running loose. We have Mother Nature here controlling feral cats, they are called coyotes.


50 posted on 05/25/2006 6:53:37 AM PDT by vetvetdoug
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To: decimon
"Spay Kennedys, Not Kitties!"
51 posted on 05/25/2006 7:07:22 AM PDT by TrueKnightGalahad (Your feeble skills are no match for the power of Viking kittens.)
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To: YaYa123
We had a family friend who earned a zoology (sp?) degree in the sixties. In her studies, they had to dissect many animals. They would roam the town where the college was located and kidnap cats off the streets, then use them to study on. This woman developed a deep hatred for cats.
52 posted on 05/25/2006 8:01:09 AM PDT by Pan_Yans Wife ("Death is better, a milder fate than tyranny. "--Aeschylus)
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To: Trust but Verify

"Does this look like an unhappy neutered kitty?"

Nope. He looks like a very happy, slightly silly, house-dwelling, blue point Siamese. Or 'Meezer.

Please let me know if I'm correct. I've got a $10.00 bet going with my blue point that I'm right. Thanks.


53 posted on 05/25/2006 8:23:07 AM PDT by Rightfootforward
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To: YaYa123
Only idiots would try to enforce animal control laws at the state level.

On the one hand, Cobb County might be as big as Rhode Island. On the other hand, that nitwit did say she hopes this leads to the same, nationwide.

54 posted on 05/25/2006 8:36:14 AM PDT by decimon
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To: Rightfootforward
He's a Platinum Burmese named Cooper. Here's his naughty little brother, Sawyer, who is a Sable Burmese.

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They are both going to have their 2nd birthday in August. They are the best cats we've ever had. They play fetch and walk on a leash outside. Do you have any pictures to post of your baby?

55 posted on 05/25/2006 8:45:06 AM PDT by Trust but Verify (( ))
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To: Slings and Arrows

I've had all the females in my feral 'pride' spayed--- About 7 I believe at this point in time. Wish I could do the males too, but the money ain't there.

I wish there was a bait you could put out that would sterilize feral strays.


56 posted on 05/25/2006 8:50:38 AM PDT by najida (Love like you've never been hurt, work like you don't need the money, dance like nobodys watching.)
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To: mewzilla
I think we should spay and neuter pols.

Too bad we did not think of this sooner ... might have kept some of the "dynasties" from developing! LOL

57 posted on 05/25/2006 8:53:42 AM PDT by caryatid (Jolie Blonde, 'gardez donc, quoi t'as fait ...)
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To: Trust but Verify

"He's a Platinum Burmese named Cooper."

Well, of course he is. Sorry. If I'd seen more of his face I would have known. Cooper and Sawyer are beautiful! Really are. Behaviors you describe are like our three pedigree Siamese. Sorry I'm not able to post photos but I will soon.

Our chief executive cat is Elliott, blue point. His first assistant in crime is Taylor, seal point. Followed by -- in order of seniority -- Lord Rhys of Kidwelly. Or Rhys, for short. Little one is a lilac point with a personality the size of Rhode Island. I'm sure you understand.

My compliments on the names Cooper and Sawyer. Fine looking fellows!


58 posted on 05/25/2006 8:55:57 AM PDT by Rightfootforward
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To: Rightfootforward

Please, no apologies! They are not that common. I see you're as proud of your brood as we are! They are so special, aren't they? Please post or FReepmail pictures when you can.


59 posted on 05/25/2006 9:00:55 AM PDT by Trust but Verify (( ))
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To: Trust but Verify

"Please post or FReepmail pictures when you can."

Deal. And yes, you're right on all counts.


60 posted on 05/25/2006 9:02:17 AM PDT by Rightfootforward
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