[isrul]

Unidentified sources challenging unidentified sources. Who really cares about this insanity anymore? It's just too damn much to be assaulted by this day after day.

[tongue-tied]

Reporter: I know a guy who knows a guy, and he heard a guy in the restroom at Denny's say he heard that the VP will be indicted Monday!

Editor: Run it! Call them un-named sources who refused to be indentified and have a hand in this. We'll call it not just a leak, but a veritable flush!