Posted on 05/24/2006 5:10:35 PM PDT by eeevil conservative
What, no verses of "LYDIA, OH LYDIA"? ;^)
Oh Lydia, oh Lydia, say, have you met Lydia?
Lydia The Tattooed Lady.
She has eyes that folks adore so,
and a torso even more so.
Lydia, oh Lydia, that encyclo-pidia.
Oh Lydia The Queen of Tattoo.
On her back is The Battle of Waterloo.
Beside it, The Wreck of the Hesperus too.
And proudly above waves the red, white, and blue.
You can learn a lot from Lydia!
La-la-la...la-la-la.
La-la-la...la-la-la.
When her robe is unfurled she will show you the world,
if you step up and tell her where.
For a dime you can see Kankakee or Paree,
or Washington crossing The Delaware.
La-la-la...la-la-la.
La-la-la...la-la-la.
Oh Lydia, oh Lydia, say, have you met Lydia?
Lydia The Tattooed Lady.
When her muscles start relaxin',
up the hill comes Andrew Jackson.
Lydia, oh Lydia, that encyclo-pidia.
Oh Lydia The Queen of them all.
For two bits she will do a mazurka in jazz,
with a view of Niagara that nobody has.
And on a clear day you can see Alcatraz.
You can learn a lot from Lydia!
La-la-la...la-la-la.
La-la-la...la-la-la.
Come along and see Buffalo Bill with his lasso.
Just a little classic by Mendel Picasso.
Here is Captain Spaulding exploring the Amazon.
Here's Godiva, but with her pajamas on.
La-la-la...la-la-la.
La-la-la...la-la-la.
Here is Grover Whelan unveilin' The Trilon.
Over on the west coast we have Treasure Isle-on.
Here's Nijinsky a-doin' the rhumba.
Here's her social security numba.
La-la-la...la-la-la.
La-la-la...la-la-la.
Lydia, oh Lydia, that encyclo-pidia.
Oh Lydia The Champ of them all.
She once swept an Admiral clear off his feet.
The ships on her hips made his heart skip a beat.
And now the old boy's in command of the fleet,
for he went and married Lydia!
I said Lydia...
(He said Lydia...)
They said Lydia...
We said Lydia, la, la!
So it the wrong forum this is not the frist person to do a vanity here and they are not scorned!
you guys have double standards!
you guys have double standards!
I resemble that remark!
Don't mind the shouts fm the peanut gallery... its not essays per se they have a problem with. Its the independent thought they don't like.
I prefer, random punctuation: it lend's a surre'al quality, to the reading. Experience
That is harsh, not very nice at all.
Based on the Chris Walken school of acting...
Clapping!
Christ is risen! Indeed He is risen
Seeing that photo you don't seem to walk the walk Serb5150
Quit worshipping talk-radio and that might change.
I knew it would only be a matter of moments before I received that predictable response.
done.. and replied to....
ROFLLLL!!!!!
So will it be Taylor or Cat? Just trying to lighten the mood. :)
LOL! I have been called a lot of things.. but never that!
;-)
LOL
my goodness....
it just comes natural...
;-)
nice legs and *ss!!!
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