Standard What-If disclaimer: The preceding is pure fiction, and fiction is always more illuminating than fact.
Then why is it posted in News?
3 posted on 05/24/2006 11:58:01 AM PDT by JennysCool
(Auxiliary Member of the Anaheim Azusa and Cucamonga Sewing Circle Book Review and Timing Association)
It's posted under the humor category, and other What-ifs have appeared here in the past with no one ever asking that. "fiction is always more illuminating than fact."