Wait a minute. I choose the kick in the shin.
You make two assumptions that both seem unlikely.
[1] That Pelosi would "cut my throat". I doubt she would have the power. Hastert sure doesn't seem to have much.
[2] That the GOP or is it Hastert you mean, are just harmless "boobs". It doesn't seem like something to put on a campaign sign, and it doesn't seem like much of a recommendation for me to support them either.