You know, I knew there was something illegal in that fridge the day Rush read the story of the National Guard going to his home to help him. That was during Katrina!
You are being too kind to Mr. Jefferson. The National Guard did not help him get to his house. Under the guise of a tour of the devastation, Mr. Jefferson ordered the Guard to take a detour to his home, in area that suffered no damage whatsoever, whereby he removed certain papers, documents and uhhh frozen foods errrr, yeah that's it foods.