We can recruit right from this forum, as it is ripe with BS. Surely we can achieve the desired results. No, go and begin!
I have a feeling I might be the first target as most of what I say is BS. Oh crap!
No, my lad. The BS we spout is impotent, with very low output.
We need to find high quality grade BS, backed by studies itself, and capable of powering the space shuttle.
Now go! And begin prepping the super BS modulator!