I made up my mind to pass on this one after seeing the trailer online. It's so bad, I couldn't believe it. Even Conan was making fun of it.
Yawn...another overhyped bunch of BS from the Hollyweirdos.
The plot begins with a murder, of course: with a Louvre curator shot by a Catholic fanatic but left with enough time as he bleeds to death to arrange his nude body in a provocative style, while writing coded messages partly in his own blood, partly with invisible ink.
One wonders, in retrospect, if he had time to leave all of those messages, strip off his clothes and paint his body with his own blood... why didn't he just call an ambulance?