Your second wish wont ever happen and you and I would have to agree to disagree on it, if it did. LOL
As to the first wish, I don't know why you would want that; please explain.
I don't mean for them to actually run...just announce they are running. As for the sound, I want to be able to hear the reaction and exploding heads of the unappeaseables.
"Another danged Bush is going to run! Oh, heck no! BLAME! SPLAT!"