Fine. The Eastern Church will satisfy your love for smells-and-bells.
You know, you are a real unpleasant Catholic to knock the Eastern Catholic Church which also loves and answers to the Pope, that way. Sounds like you don't like the spirituality part of church, just the activist part. Then join the ACLU. Aren't you on the wrong website? Wouldn't you be better suited and feel more at home on the DU site? I think so.
I'm fine here.