[dangus]

CHAINSAW?!

You liberal modernist, you!

[4woodenboats]

Hmmmm, liberals...chainsaw....shaving....EVENT!! We could start a new trendy sport for liberals, "Chainsaw Shaving Challenge"!!!

1st prize would be an all expense paid trip to the copenhagen hash bar of their choice!

And, for added incentive to sign up for the challenge, let 'em smoke as much hash as they want the morning of the competition!

[MilspecRob]

"CHAINSAW?!

You liberal modernist, you!"

I just singe them off with a torch