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...don't even think about cheating
1 posted on 05/19/2006 11:46:20 AM PDT by meandog
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To: meandog

Uhhhhhh ..... Bad Hair Day Defense?


34 posted on 05/19/2006 12:15:29 PM PDT by Babu
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Sleep with 'one eye' open.


36 posted on 05/19/2006 12:23:59 PM PDT by hollywood (Stay on topic, please.)
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I heard she was her college's handball champion when younger.


37 posted on 05/19/2006 12:27:33 PM PDT by dinoparty
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Hmmmmmm... I mean, my wife does that on a daily basis...but only figuratively.


38 posted on 05/19/2006 12:28:00 PM PDT by tuff_schlitz (Peace through superior firepower.)
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The 52-year-old Tioga-Nicetown man, who we are identifying only by his first name of Howard,

Good thing they are looking after him.

41 posted on 05/19/2006 12:29:24 PM PDT by eyedigress
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....who we are identifying only by his first name of Howard

So now we know why he screamed.

42 posted on 05/19/2006 12:29:34 PM PDT by COUNTrecount
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She is a decendant of John Handcock.


44 posted on 05/19/2006 12:31:41 PM PDT by dinoparty
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To: PatrickHenry
The first bad sign was when she joined NOW.
46 posted on 05/19/2006 12:32:21 PM PDT by VadeRetro (Faster than a speeding building; able to leap tall bullets at a single bound!)
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Youch! That's going to leave a mark.


47 posted on 05/19/2006 12:33:20 PM PDT by CholeraJoe (Bayonet the wounded!)
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Howard says his 40-year-old wife Monica, who he says is bi-polar

Bi-polar women frequently become bag ladies.

55 posted on 05/19/2006 12:40:32 PM PDT by Physicist
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Bi-polar or bi-puller?


57 posted on 05/19/2006 12:43:42 PM PDT by kenth
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To: meandog; elkfersupper; Dog Gone; Squantos; CedarDave; vetvetdoug

I wouldn't give her a second chance at the part she missed.

I wonder what part she left him.


60 posted on 05/19/2006 12:49:34 PM PDT by razorback-bert (Kooks For Kinky)
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So how is Howard's Johnson?

...sorry, couldn't resist.


61 posted on 05/19/2006 1:05:56 PM PDT by Sergio (If a tree fell on a mime in the forest, would he make a sound?)
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Ok. Who thinks the next step will be a lawsuit against the Doctor who was treating is wife for Bi-Polar ( if she was seeing a doctor) and the Drug company that made any meds she might have been taking.


62 posted on 05/19/2006 1:12:33 PM PDT by lastchance (Hug your babies.)
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UNBELIEVABLE

Howard: "I mean she just grabbed me all down there and yanking and yanking and tearing me up with those fingernails."


Dann Cuellar: "Howard, you're not gonna let her back in here are you?"
Howard: "Oh no, no, no. She's in jail where she belongs."


65 posted on 05/19/2006 3:51:10 PM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
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Sounds like she had an adverse reaction to a Cleveland steamer.


71 posted on 05/19/2006 9:02:22 PM PDT by prairie dog
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From now on I'm wearing a cup to bed.


73 posted on 05/20/2006 2:03:36 AM PDT by Manic_Episode (Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps...)
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