Hey Doris is Don Imus's favorite plagerizing author. (Her other claim to fame (as she reminds any who will listen incessantly) is that she was LBJ's mistress (or at least one of them). IT has not been a good month for drunken RATS trying to play bumper cars with the police (Patrick tried but missed).
If I were married to Doris, I'd get sh*tfaced too...