Cool.
You thought otherwise?
"Reality" is nothing but what the evilution conspiracy makes you want, nay NEED, to believe! (Muhwahahahahahahaha!!)
No statement or disclosure in the preceding message is intended to deny or detract from the fact that reality is also and further determined by other affiliates of the Global Amalgam of Conspiracies and Nefarious Schemes, including, but not limited to, the Round Earth Conspiracy, The Non-Hollow Earth Conspiracy, and The Earth Not-Created-Last-Thursday Conspiracy. Various terms and conditions may apply.
Surely you meant: "Darwin Central -- It's real cool."