Scientist: We can't do cool evolutionary stuff in the lab.
Creationist: You can't do it in a lab! So you aren't practicing science at all. All you've got is a load of wild assertions. Come back to me when you've got some lab results, loser. Till then I'm running with intelligent design.[scientist shakes head in disbelief]
Crevo conversation 2
Scientist: We managed to do some really cool evolutionary stuff in the lab. You've got to listen to us now.
Creationist: BUWAHAHAHA!!! You've got to be kidding me! All those petri dishes and test tubes, all that intelligence you've used designing your experiment. Idiot, can't you see, all you are managing to prove is Intelligent Design.[scientist shakes head in disbelief]
:)) I'm keeping this one in my files........:)))