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To: Doctor Stochastic
May I prosecute the owners for letting their dogs poop on my lawn?

Absolutely. But the dog owner should have the Right to sue you for payment for the fertilizer.

16 posted on 05/18/2006 7:06:25 AM PDT by LPM1888 ("If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy")
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To: LPM1888
Absolutely. But the dog owner should have the Right to sue you for payment for the fertilizer.

I'd be glad to return it to them.

32 posted on 05/18/2006 7:28:28 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
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To: LPM1888

The the EPA will go down on the dog owner for fertilizer production without a permit and charge the dog owner a fine for 2x the profit.

Which means the EPA will own the judgement and then forclose agains the home owner (because the homeowner did not read the "public" notice in the congressional record)

The case will wind its way through the supreme court and after oral argument the United States Supreme court will issue a ruling: "yes it is constitutional to have sex with animals". (Ginsberg was sleeping again but still wrote the magority opinion. Her comment "its close enough".)

Justices Thomas, Scalia, Roberts, and Alito dissenting.


62 posted on 05/18/2006 7:57:09 AM PDT by longtermmemmory (VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
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