I hope i don't have another organism today.
I'll take it, if you don't want it.
LOL....too funny.
Many years ago, when I was in high school, a local news reporter was doing a piece on Spanish Moss, which he described as an "orgasm." There was a pause, then his eyes got huge, he blushed, and said, "Organism! Organism!"
As they went away for a commercial break, you could hear everyone in the news room breaking up with laughter.