"I—stupid, stupid I—forgot to keep him out of school to join the May Day melee. I’m not particularly awake when he leaves anyway: he stops by my bed for inspection, when I ask him if he brushed his teeth and fed our pets, and he lies and says yes, and I ask him what he had for breakfast, and he lies and says an orange, and I know he’s lying because his lips are moving, and I tell him to at least stop by the kitchen for a cookie on his way out."
Some kind of mother, there. At least she knows she's stupid.
"I’m not particularly awake when he leaves anyway: he stops by my bed for inspection, "
Yeah, the mother of the year. What a miserable excuse for a human being. Typical lib.... wants to run your life, and they can't even take care of their own.