I was looking for this son CNN's list of "Top Stories"...
* Chinese agent tried to buy U.S. missile
* CNNMoney: Dow dives 200 points
* White House to share NSA secrets with lawmakers
* Dobbs: Bush immigration speech satisfies nobody
* Poll: Many in Mexico fear country on edge of chaos
* Seatbelt strap saves woman from bullet
* First came love, babies, more wives, then escape
* Town won't let unmarried parents live together
* SI.com: Not so fast: Runner's record yanked
* DNA study: Human-chimp split was messy
* Chimp mauling victim begs for his ape
* 'Da Vinci Code' opens to catcalls | Primer
* Heatwave founder Johnnie Wilder dead at 56
It's not on Fox's front page either.