[Sam Hill]

Let's see, you palm off two bogus quotes. You don't even know what this story is about. And you say I should trust you?

LOL

[George W. Bush]

Dear Osama,

I am writing you this letter because ABC News said the NSA was tapping our phone calls. Oh, my! I would have never guessed it.

Awaiting further orders, Your Unholiness,

(signed)The willing slave of Allah and you,
Achmed

Yeah, it is convincing after all. Like I said, you'd be better off with Plamegate.