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To: pax_et_bonum
Bears Eat Nagging, Pesky Little Monkey

I just snorted... accidentally inhaled a cat, and spewed cat and hard liquor all over my new laptop after reading your ping.

The cat is disoriented, I'm using the old laptop, my right nostril hurts, and YOU OWE ME A LAPTOP!

/johnny

42 posted on 05/15/2006 7:19:46 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (D@mit! I'm just a cook. Don't make me come over there and prove it!)
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To: JRandomFreeper
I just snorted... accidentally inhaled a cat, and spewed cat and hard liquor all over my new laptop after reading your ping.

The cat is disoriented, I'm using the old laptop, my right nostril hurts, and YOU OWE ME A LAPTOP!

/johnny

Dear Johnny,

I'm genuinely sorry about your right nostril.

:-)

pax

61 posted on 05/15/2006 7:32:55 PM PDT by pax_et_bonum
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To: JRandomFreeper

Hello Kitty Keyboard Cover
Code:K-FB881036
Price: $18.99

www.dreamkitty.com


80 posted on 05/15/2006 8:00:41 PM PDT by ThomasThomas
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To: JRandomFreeper

Your post reminds me of the Gary Larson cartoon with a group of lions in a circle eating an animal they killed, when one of the lions says, "Hey, Stanley, remember that time when we were around the kill and you said something so funny you made an antler come out of my nose?"

Well, the cartoon was funny...


140 posted on 05/16/2006 8:47:57 AM PDT by NCLaw441
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