We need to find a way to indoctrinate the illegals with freedom, capitalism, republicanism, and prosperity; and THEN send them back to Mexico.
They also need to know they were treated with forebearance and compassion. We need to return them to Mexico with an extremely positive attitude about the US.
All of the above will change the face of that nation.
LOL...I am duly impressed with your skills to win one over. A worthy plan and one worth serious contemplation. I think they get a good dose of the values of points #1, #2 and #4 by simply spending some time here. If they have come here for work then I think they could hardly avoid absorbing that consciously or unonsciously. In order to carry out point #3, "instill them with an appreciation of republicanism," it would be good if some solid examples of Republicanism in action could be pointed to. (I would prefer to instill 'conservatism' rather than republicanism so that they get the right idea.)
They also need to know they were treated with forebearance and compassion. We need to return them to Mexico with an extremely positive attitude about the US.
First of all I think our BP agents do an exemplary job of that within their means. I know of no endemic abuses there.
But you want a full program of indoctrination. In order to do that we would need ten times as many BP agents as we have and three times that number of social services employees to really do the brainwashing. We would also have to house them for quite a time while they underwent "the change." Of course the whole thing would lead them to conclusions that were utterly false, namely that we were sending them back because they weren't American enough not because they were breaking the law.
All of the above will change the face of that nation.
Which is a nice gesture but not our responsibility. And a futile gesture as long as they aren't interested in changing Mexico. It would all be received as in insult.