[ClaireSolt]

It takes two years to train border patrol agents, unless you want the standards lowered so that illiterate Mexicans can do the job.

[mad_as_he$$]

One idea from a co-worker is to give the last guy over the border a 1/4 mile piece of the border to guard - with the assurances of all of the trappings of the US including citizenship. The catch is that the next guy that gets past him gets his job.

[Loyal Buckeye]

It takes two years to train border patrol agents, unless you want the standards lowered so that illiterate Mexicans can do the job.

I think some on here would say:

It will be two years until illiterate Mexicans will be doing the job. :-)