[You Dirty Rats]

I live near the Mexican border and I see the Border Patrol picking up border intruders by the dozens. They process them quickly and bus them back to the border. There is no court hearing. None.

That's for people attempting to cross the border who are caught, not people who are already inland.

[Spiff]

That's for people attempting to cross the border who are caught, not people who are already inland.

The border is a few miles south of here. They round them up and haul them back to border when they're caught hundreds of miles north of it. I know where the border is. These people are not caught "attempting to cross the border" - they've alread crossed it and are miles inland.

Also, I was not aware that our federal laws changed from state to state.

Next excuse?