A wild lefty liberal co-worker accosted me at work and declared: "George Bush is listening to your phone calls, what do you think of that?
My immediate thought was: how does he keep himself awake?, as I usually get shopping lists from Mrs. Patriot. Somehow I don't think this is going to make my life worse.
So what did you say to your co-worker?
They undoubtedly had no objections to those I'm sure. Surprise, surprise. :=)