[rose]

Well I am so disappointed, it seems Pres. Bush. et al were just fine when he was wineing, dining, showing pre-release of his wonderful film Passion of the Christ.

Now we are not needed any more, his hate Bush crowd is needed.
I will not go to see his film no matter how good it may be. Spell checker says wineing is wrong, but do not know how else to spell it.

[squibs]

whine?

[pawdoggie]

"wining"

[nopardons]

whining

[missnry]

Sel! Not Spell

A newly hired traveling salesman named Gooch wrote his first report to the home office. It stunned the brass in the Sales Department because it was obvious that the new man was illiterate. Here is what he wrote:

Deer Bos,
I hav seen this owtfit wich aynt nevr bawt a dimz wurth uv nuthin frum us an I sol them a cuppl hunred thowsan dolars of gudz. I am now goin to chicawgo.
Gooch

Before the sales manager could give the illiterate the heave-ho, this letter came from Chicago:

Deer Bos,
I went to chicawgo an sole them haf a millyon.
Gooch

The Sales Manager was fearful if he did, and fearful if he didn’t fire the illiterate. He dumped the problem in the lap of the president.

The following morning the staff in the ivory tower was amazed to see the two letters posted on the bulletin board, and this memo from the president:

To All Salespeople,
We bin spendin to much tym tryin to spel insted uv tryin to sel. Letz watch thoz saylz. I want evreewun shood reed theez letturz frum Gooch hoo is duin a grate job fur us, and u shud go owt and do lyke he dun.
CEO

[Left2Right]

"Spell checker says wineing is wrong..."

That's because Spell Checker does not know how to have a good time. Like Grammar Checker, its entire mission in life seems to be to find fault, point out other's mistakes and short-comings, and asume a quiet sense of random superiooty over others while conviently ignoring its own mistakes and shortcomings.

Avoid Speel Checker.