"But watch out for neaby UNC Ashville... very 'artsy'..."
The socialist termites are always attracted to universities. Universities and colleges provide the ideal breeding environment for their kind. The hosts (students) are most easily infected while their brains are in a developmental state and while a cure is possible in later life it is not always effective. Shock therapy (mugging, home invasion, assault, car-jacking) is sometimes effective but can endanger the patient.
Well said!