You don't get a vote in the matter.
If it goes to a New England prep school: IT AIN'T TEXAS.
If it goes to Yale: IT AIN'T TEXAS.
If it goes to Harvard: IT AIN"T TEXAS.
If it belongs to Skull and Bones: IT AIN'T TEXAS.
What part of that don't you understand? O my God! You're an AGGIE! THAT explains it! :-)