The Republican Party, let us not forget, has passed into history. Never shall the Republicans ever win another election that the Democrats dare to contest, for the Republicans mishandled Hurricane Katrina. The American people, yearning for malaise, melancholy, and misery, shall conform their attitudes to agree with the Truth of every word of Howard Dean. The electoral college will vote in 2008 in unanimous acclamation for the Democrat. Unfortunately for Gore, Nancy Pelosi plans to take office during this coming winter after the successful impeachment, conviction, and removal of Cheney and Bush. Hillary Clinton almost certainly will take the vice-presidency to prepare her for her own eight-year administration.
You forgot the (sarc)moniker,you'll be sorry for that.