Then I had "My Pals Name Is Foot Foot" rattling around my head for a week. Heavy drinking was the only real cure.
If it were up to me that Shatner album, Leonard Nimoys, and the Shaggs "Philosophy Of The World" would be playing at Gitmo 24 X 7 X 365. Even the most hardened AQ type would crack like an egg in less than a week.
I'd pay good money to watch that on PPV. With the sound turned down of course.
L
My sides are hurting,,,STOP!!!!
Just try to get this catchy tune outta yer head.
In the Middle of the Earth, in the land of Shire
lives a brave little Hobbit whom we all admire.
With his long wooden pipe, and fuzzy wooly toes,
he lives in a Hobbit Hole and everybody knows him:
Bilbo - Bilbo Baggins - He's only 3 feet tall...
Bilbo - Bilbo Baggins - The bravest little hobbit of them all...
Now, Hobbits are peace-lovin' folks, you know,
they're never in a hurry and they take things slow.
They don't like to wander away from home,
they just like to eat and be left alone -
but one day Bilbo was asked to go
on a big adventure to the caves below
to help some dwarves get back their gold
that was stolen by a dragon in the days of o-old.
Bilbo - Bilbo Baggins - He's only 3 feet tall...
Bilbo - Bilbo Baggins - The bravest little hobbit of them all...
Well, he fought with the goblins!
He battled a troll!
He riddled with Gollum!
A magic Ring he stole!
He was chased by Wolves,
lost in the forest,
escaped in a barrel from the Elf King's ha-alls!
Bilbo - Bilbo Baggins - He's only 3 feet tall...
Bilbo - Bilbo Baggins - The bravest little hobbit of them all
Now he's back in his home in the land of Shire -
that brave little Hobbit whom we all admire -
just sittin' on a treasure of silver and gold,
a-puffin' on his pipe in his Hobbit Ho-ole -
Bilbo - Bilbo Baggins - He's only 3 feet tall...
Bilbo - Bilbo Baggins - The bravest little hobbit of them all!
Bilbo - Bilbo Baggins - The bravest little hobbit of them all
I listen to Foot Foot frequently and by choice.