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To: fgoodwin
Ya know, old Hannah's right. I'm going to march down to the nearest Girl Scout's office and demand to join up. Never mind the fact that I'm an adult male. The Girl Scouts are using out-dated values that exclude me from joining. And that's not fair.

And I'm not going to start my own group with its own membership requirements. No way. I'm gonna pitch a whiny fit and make the world adjust to ME.

And if I don't get my selfish way, I'm gonna blind that organization with a flurry of nuisance lawsuits claiming that they're infriging ON MY RIGHTS to be a 10-year-old girl in an adult male body.

/end sarc...

15 posted on 05/12/2006 3:18:58 PM PDT by kromike
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To: kromike
And if I don't get my selfish way, I'm gonna blind that organization with a flurry of nuisance lawsuits claiming that they're infriging ON MY RIGHTS to be a 10-year-old girl in an adult male body.

And in the city of San Francisco, you may be entitled to free health, medical, and dental benefits as well. Get your litigation on!
41 posted on 05/12/2006 6:19:18 PM PDT by Das Outsider (Only fascists and Stalinists tear down crosses. Thank you, Mayor Sanders! Keep up the fight!)
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