At a sidewalk cafe in Chicago about 10 years ago - having lunch with a female co-worker - Oprah and her body guards walk past - co-worker says "Look! There's Oprah" Pause.. then she says "Look. She's staring at your french fries!"
I am trying to ween my wife off of What's his name...the one who has Sylvia Brown on...you know the pot head...can't think of his name.