[Jimmy Valentine's brother]

You shouldn't be jealous about the Airborne hat.

Those guys run around at all hours, yelling "Airborne!" and "All the Way!" Do enumerable push ups and for no rational reason jump out of perfectly good air planes.

Me, if I can't walk, fly or ride to my destination I ain't interested.

[Sensei Ern]

I was recon, and flew in helicopters, to be dropped behind enemy lines and hump a 70lb pack 20+ miles on foot.

Back in the day, I could do enumerable push ups. Now, the only exercise I get is the 20 sit ups I do each morning, trying to convince myself I gotta get outta bed, only to lie back down.