"If Jesus were alive today, 99.99% of FReepers would label him a "liberal". He spoke of equality, love, compassion, tolerance, and peace."
That's baloney, you imply conservatives believe in inequality, hate, uncompassion, intolerance and war!
I don't see any evidence Jesus preach for equality in a communist sense. Since conservatives are more fecund and charitable, I don't see a shortage of love on our side. As far as compassion goes, welfare is NOT a compassionate system, it strips humans of humanity. As far as intolerance, there is no evidence Jesus was tolerant of sinners, though he was forgiving. And I don't think Jesus would believe in leaving Saddam Hussein in power.
So, all in all, you stand refuted.
Except for the fact he was surrounded by sinners. But yeah, other than that there is no evidence....
"welfare is NOT a compassionate system, it strips humans of humanity."
Basically stated, it treats all as perpetual little children.