[Blzbba]

"OK just passed a no smoking law for public places. Is much nicer to eat out, now."


Excellent! Next up - FAT PEOPLE!


Secondhand smoke might be harmful and stink, but fat people are disgusting! Let's get them next!! It's not like their obesity ISN'T costing us money! Those who'd say "Yeah, but they're not harmful" clearly have never been sat upon.
//sarc

[LaineyDee]

Excellent! Next up - FAT PEOPLE!

Personally, I think it's a toss up between that and screaming kids. I've had to leave a few good meals because some Moms and Dads let their little darlings spiral out of control in restaurants. Stress causes heart problems and upsets the digestive system, ya know. Maybe we could do a study on that? :)

[Prokopton]

Next up - FAT PEOPLE!

What about ugly people. How can you enjoy a meal at a nice restaurant when your seated by some ugly person? They should at least have ugly sections. And what if they're wearing stinky perfume? Or garish clothes? Or have a grating voice? Jayne Meadows laughs always annoys me. And what about........

[Cobra64]

Excellent! Next up - FAT PEOPLE!

They're fat because they drink Diet Coke.

[jonrick46]

When they get rid of cigarette smokers and fat people, will they ever get rid of stinky, dope ridden hippies?