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To: MoJo2001; 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; Ms.Poohbear; 2LT Radix jr; Radix; LaDivaLoca; Severa; ...

 

Today's FEEBLE

YOKE :

An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a fight, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night.

A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most... "When I die I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

They believed he practiced black magic and was responsible for missing cats and dogs, and strange sounds at all hours. He was feared and enjoyed the respect it garnished.

He died abruptly under strange circumstances and the funeral had a closed casket.

After the burial, the wife went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow.

The gaiety of her actions were becoming extreme while her neighbors approached in a group to ask these questions:
Are you not afraid? ...Concerned? ...Worried? that this man who practiced black magic and stated when he died he would dig his way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life?

The wife put down her drink and said... "Nah... let the old man dig. I had him buried upside down!"

356 posted on 05/10/2006 4:37:49 AM PDT by tomkow6 (....PROUD to be a member of PROUDPATRIOTS!...www.ProudPatriots.org)
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Cleared to Land
Blessings to Saudi Air from Dallas ATC...
 

Dallas ATC: “Tower to Saudi Air 911. You are cleared to land Eastbound on runway 9R.”

Saudi Air: “Thank you,
Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on Infidel's runway 9R. Allah Be Praised!”

Dallas ATC: “Tower to Iran Air 711. You are cleared to land Westbound on runway 9R.”

Iran Air: “Thank you, Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on Infidel's runway 9R. Allah Is Great!”

Pause:   Static ...............

Saudi Air: “
DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!”

Dallas ATC: “Go ahead, Saudi Air 911.”

Saudi Air: “YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!”

Dallas ATC: “Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us, ya hear?”

 


452 posted on 05/10/2006 7:45:02 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Learning to shrug is the beginning of wisdom)
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