The letter was in long hand?
Maybe the answer should be chalked on the side of a tactical nuke.
If this letter is as goofy as it appears, I hope the President publishes it in it's entirety. Then (finally satisfying the Rats) he comes out and apologizes to the American people. It would go something like this:
'My fellow countrymen, I humbly ask your forgiveness. I have tried to turn the other cheek. I have misled you into believing that the Muslims seek peaceful coexistence. This letter has forced me to face reality. I from this day forward, make the destruction of Islam my personal Crusade. To that end, I have decided to unilaterally reduce our Nuclear arsenal. Anyone wishing to witness the disposal of our warheads will kindly direct their attention to the nearest major Muslim population center. Please exercise extreme caution as the flash is apparently hazardous to your eyesight. (note to Tony Blair; Jack was wrong and so are you.)
Oh, and another thing. The response to whatshisnames letter is:
NUTS!'