[T'wit]

And thank you for the laugh! Just for that, I will write you a (very short) Panzerlied. (So maybe it was Ogden Nash, who's fussy.)

If called by a Panzer
Don't anzer.

[T'wit]

From my new book of Panzerlieder (page 2)

She said that you took every chanzer,
To romanzer -- it enchanzer!
But you never got yes for an anzer,
Though you tried -- how you tried!
When you said you got into her Panzer,
(Are you ready for this...?)
You lied!