Clearly your future self must have invented transparent aluminum, then using your subsequent fortune you invented the ITDD (Interweb Time Distortion Device) to post those pictures IN THE PAST, just to annoy FA for raggin on you.
BTW, ever watch Star Trek? You look a lot like Scotty. :P
Enough!
Just post the danged T&A pictures and quit bitchin!
TT
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