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What it takes to be a jerk (Dave Barry)
Maimi Herald ^ | Dave Barry

Posted on 05/07/2006 8:33:21 AM PDT by nuconvert

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To: nuconvert

People who insist on running others' meetings

People who stop the whole street full of cars behind them to let the attractive young woman turn in

Waiters/waitresses who "accidentally" overcharge

People who conspicuously hand street people money

People who put 3 weeks' worth of luggage in the overhead bin

Don't get me started!


41 posted on 05/07/2006 9:22:56 AM PDT by VoiceOfBruck (optional, printed after your name on post)
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To: Lady Jag

That's wrong.


42 posted on 05/07/2006 9:23:13 AM PDT by ruthles (Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean people aren't out to get you.)
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To: longtermmemmory
Barry is dead wrong about the handicap spots. Many people I know have mobility issues which don't take a wheelchair or cane.

Well on that subject, why have handicapped spaces at all. I mean, what is the big deal about going another hundred feet or so for anybody? Does it really make that big of a difference? Think about it. If you are really so incapacitated that you can't go more than a couple hundred feet, you probably have a wheelchair anyhow.

I don't get the handicapped spaces at all. Especially when you park at a shopping mall and have to go for miles and miles anyway once inside. I think it's just political correctness run amok. Somehow our society survived up until the 1960s with no handicapped spaces and our handicapped had much less mobility options in those days.

What I find humorous is when people spend large amounts of time "jockeying" for a close parking space at the shopping mall, only to spend the next two hours walking endlessly around the mall. I mean, these people get all aggravated and beep and gesture when somebody slides into the spot ahead of them. When all they had to do was park a little in the back where there is ample parking and be inside the mall in maybe 30 seconds. I have a pedometer strapped to my belt everyday and sometimes I record 2 or 3 miles in a shopping mall!

43 posted on 05/07/2006 9:24:39 AM PDT by SamAdams76 (I think Randy Travis must be paying his bills on home computer by now)
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To: OldSmaj

It's just like a South Dakota, but northier.


44 posted on 05/07/2006 9:25:05 AM PDT by Constantine XIII
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To: FarmerW
I was driving my motherin-law car recently, she was not with me, and it has such a tag. But I didn't park in handicapped spaces because it would be both rude and illegal for me to do so.

'Integrity' is what you have when you do the right thing- even when you know that nobody's looking. :-)

45 posted on 05/07/2006 9:25:50 AM PDT by Riley ("What color is the boathouse at Hereford?")
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To: maine-iac7

Once, for about a week, I was going around just walking up to people and handing them an object, saying only: "Here, hold this," over 80% of the people would take it before asking me why.


46 posted on 05/07/2006 9:26:16 AM PDT by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
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To: nuconvert

no... however it is that is the standard operating proceedure from my experience.


47 posted on 05/07/2006 9:26:48 AM PDT by Trajan88 (www.bullittclub.com)
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To: SamAdams76

A lot of the time the handicap spaces seem to be wider so that those wheelchair lifts have someplace to deploy.


48 posted on 05/07/2006 9:27:10 AM PDT by Constantine XIII
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To: Old Professer

"It's your turn when the guy in front of you leaves; not one second before, clean your own house and let the slobs live as they may."

You can call them slobs, I call them jerks.


49 posted on 05/07/2006 9:27:55 AM PDT by nuconvert ([there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
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To: nuconvert
All I've got to say is I sure as hell am glad I'm not a jerk!!!
50 posted on 05/07/2006 9:28:53 AM PDT by RinAZ2005
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To: Constantine XIII
It's just like a South Dakota, but northier.

Well, I certainly don't want to go there.

It's northie enough where I am now, what with all the traffic and the hollering and screaming and all.

51 posted on 05/07/2006 9:28:55 AM PDT by OldSmaj (I received my koran from CAIR. I desecrate it daily, in the privacy and comfort of my own toilet.)
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To: RobFromGa

Or people who like to start fights with other FReepers, somehow trying to read more into a post than is necessary.


52 posted on 05/07/2006 9:30:02 AM PDT by Joann37
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To: longtermmemmory
Barry is dead wrong about the handicap spots. Many people I know have mobility issues which don't take a wheelchair or cane.

99 times out of 100 when I see someone in a handicap spot, they're grossly overweight. The first thing that crosses my mind is that they should have parked in the farthest spot in the lot to burn off some of that blubber. The only person I ever saw get a ticket for parking in one of those spots without the correct plate or sticker was a very elderly man who had trouble walking. He got a $400 ticket, but the fatties get a pass.
53 posted on 05/07/2006 9:30:12 AM PDT by last american
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To: RinAZ2005

Aren't we all! Lol


54 posted on 05/07/2006 9:30:32 AM PDT by nuconvert ([there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
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To: SamAdams76

One good "handicapped" space I like is at Babies R Us. They have pregnant woman parking in front. My wife was 3 months pregnant, and I told her it counted, so we went shopping for cribs in style (grin)


55 posted on 05/07/2006 9:31:19 AM PDT by dogbyte12
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To: nuconvert
Also, you should never, ever, no matter what, butt in front of people waiting in line without asking their permission.

For a slightly different take on this one, i hate it when a person in a long line gives the OK for another person to cut in front of them. Don't they realize they just gave cuts on behalf of everybody behind them? Those people are JERKS.
56 posted on 05/07/2006 9:33:45 AM PDT by uncitizen
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To: SamAdams76

Well walking in the mall is pleasant. walking through a collection of cars is not. Especially at night when its darker and more dangerous


57 posted on 05/07/2006 9:34:57 AM PDT by modest proposal
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To: FarmerW
Sad, isn't it?   My illnesses don't qualify me for a handicap tag and it often hurts like the blazes to walk, but I still park at the far end of the lot because it's just a little more exercise.

However, there are many callous, angry, lazy people who think the spot is a privilege (????) and take it.   Get their eye sometime if you have the chance and you will see a glare.

58 posted on 05/07/2006 9:35:47 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Learning to shrug is the beginning of wisdom)
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To: Psycho_Bunny

I would qualify that by pointing out that "loud pipes save lives". The guys who rev in parking lots are jerks but the guys who roar on the highway are better known as "still alive".


59 posted on 05/07/2006 9:35:53 AM PDT by Squawk 8888 (Yay! It's Riding Season!)
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To: ruthles

Yes, it is very wrong and some of the illegal parkers are hostile and defensive about it.


60 posted on 05/07/2006 9:38:01 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Learning to shrug is the beginning of wisdom)
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